Do you know a natural history joke?
If so, send it into us, and it will be published on one of our jokes pages. We have a page for dinosaur jokes, one for bugs and another for all those things that live under the sea.
What's the best game to play with a crocodile?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
What do sea-monsters have for tea?
Fish and ships!
What colour socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
If you throw a great ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
What do you call some bears with no ears?
Why did the colt go to the doctor?
Because he was a little horse.
Which girl has prehistoric life in her?
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it!
What is a rabbit's favourite music?
What animals do you have to be careful of when you take exams?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What did one brachiopod say to the other?
Nothing, it was inarticulate.