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What's the best game to play with a crocodile?
Snap!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!

What do sea-monsters have for tea?
Fish and ships!

What colour socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

Boris the butterfly

Some of the best bug jokes ever!!!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.

How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!

If you throw a great ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey!

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

What do you call some bears with no ears?
B

Why did the colt go to the doctor?
Because he was a little horse.

Megan the Megalosaurus

Have a look at some great dino-jokes

Which girl has prehistoric life in her?
Amber!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.

Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it!

What is a rabbit's favourite music?
Hip-hop!

What animals do you have to be careful of when you take exams?
Cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!

Fred the fish

Some of the fishiest jokes around!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!

What did one brachiopod say to the other?
Nothing, it was inarticulate.

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