Some of the oldest jokes around!

These jokes about dinosaurs are positively prehistoric. Can you think of any others?

What is a Triceratops' favourite musical instrument?
A horn

What do you call a cleaner-dino?
A cleaner-saurus!

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex that talks and talks and talks ...?
A dinobore.

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.

How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
The door won't close.

What do call a dinosaur's puppy?
Rex!

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Dino...
Dino who?
Dino, too scared to open the door!

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Where should you let a Tyrannosaurus rex sit?
Anywhere he likes!

Why did the Tyrannosaurus rex stare at the orange juice container for 3 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'!

What does a Tyrannosaurus rex do when you go to lunch with it?
He pours salt over you and gets his knife and fork!

What do you call a dinosaur with a lego body?
A lego-saurus!

Why did the dinosaur skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack you if you're carrying a stick?
That depends on how fast you carry it!

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