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What's the best game to play with a crocodile?
Snap!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!

Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What colour socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

Why did the colt go to the doctor?
Because he was a little horse.

Boris the butterfly

Some of the best bug jokes ever!!!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.

How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!

If you throw a great ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey!

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

What do you call some bears with no ears?
B

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

Megan the Megalosaurus

Have a look at some great dino-jokes

What is a pig’s favourite gymnastic move?
The sausage roll!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.

Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it!

What is a rabbit's favourite music?
Hip-hop!

What animals do you have to be careful of when you take exams?
Cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!

Fred the fish

Some of the fishiest jokes around!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!

What did one brachiopod say to the other?
Nothing, it was inarticulate.

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